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fuckyeahmoleskines:

Elephant
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hidemyblogfrommymom:

Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language. 
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke. 
What did you have to eat today? 
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.


this would be cool

Samantha Peterson - “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” (CUPSI 2014)

This is one of the best spoken word pieces I’ve come across to date - and I’ve seen some very, very good ones. By the end I was sobbing (and I’m not a crier).

(Source: youtube.com)

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

I HAVE A DATE WITH A CUTE BOY TOMORROW AND IM REALLY FRICKIN EXCITED

egospawn:

Bill Murray, literally, on set of Fantastic Mr. Fox
calmaeu:

 
boyirl:

"rather the dew on the window of the castle than the castle itself rather the flight of the birds rather burned than captured"Robert Montgomery, 2013